26/04/11

Sweet sweet nugget of love, beansprouts, of all the natural wonders, they taste of water, yet taste so gracious and behold the definition of crunch. Damn dat hollaback shit was tasty.

Also, school was above average for the first day back, didnt dislike it at all.

Finally, ive been inundated with matter bending figures of 0 people asking for my identity, so for all you anxious bastards, and in the words of PJ and Duncan, lets get ready to rumble..

Jolly Bored.

Everyone be revising kiddo, makes me realise my pathetic ways of sitting down, not even doing what most chaps do, video games, football, on da fukin sesh, but just sitting, doing nothing, now and again playing my guitar.
Atleast my nut sack isnt stuck to both legs.

14/04/2011

Today was great, i ate a few lots chips, listened to my friend's girlfriend's randyness and in turn chilled with a shoplifter.
The chips were greatly above average.

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would u rather have a gameboy game or a hot lava showre that killed u
from jhot lava every time u showered u would get clea n but ur skin
burns off so u bled again and its pointless?

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